The Hamstring Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stevenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.