The Stuffed Run Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Stevenson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stevenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.