The Late Scratch Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Stevenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stevenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.