The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stevenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.