The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stevenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.