The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Coach says Stevenson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stevenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.