The Stuffed Run Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stevenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stevenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Stevenson, Stevenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.