The Phantom Flag Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Stevenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stevenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.