The Stuffed Run Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stevenson's stadium. Only over Stevenson.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stevenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.