The Hamstring Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Stevenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.