The Late Scratch Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Stevenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Stevenson, Stevenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.