The Snap Count Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Stevenson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stevenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.