The Late Scratch Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- Ref: "Number White III, that's a flag." White III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- White III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
White III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.