The Butter-Finger Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- White III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
White III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.