The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The broadcast shows Dowdle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.