The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dowdle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.