The Snap Count Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- The broadcast shows Dowdle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.