The Snap Count Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.