The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.