The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.