The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dowdle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.