The Fumble Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.