The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.