The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.