The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dowdle rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.