The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
75%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.