The Garbage-Time Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach says Dowdle is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.