The Fumble Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.