The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.