The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Dowdle gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dowdle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.