The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Coach says Dowdle is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Dowdle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.