The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.