The Fumble Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.