The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.