The Stuffed Run Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.
- Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.