The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.