The Committee Backfield Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.