The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.