The Garbage-Time Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Ref: "Number Dowdle, that's a flag." Dowdle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
76%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.