The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dowdle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.