The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Ref: "Number Dowdle, that's a flag." Dowdle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dowdle gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.