The Garbage-Time Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dowdle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.