The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.