The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.