The Butter-Finger Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Odunze gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Odunze's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.