The Phantom Holding Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Odunze's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Odunze's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.