The Inch-Short Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Odunze scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Odunze scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.