The Butter-Finger Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- The QB looks at Odunze exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Odunze, Odunze, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.