The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Odunze sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Odunze's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.