The Butter-Finger Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Odunze goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Odunze drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.